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I karate chopped a ninja on your car because that's how I roll.

Funny, pointless and a waste of time – does it get better than this?
:)

Begin! Make sure you leave your statement in the comments.

Pick the month you were born:
January … I kicked
February … I loved
March … I karate chopped
April … I licked
May … I jumped on
June … I smelled
July … I did the Macarena With
August … I had lunch with
September … I danced with
October … I sang to
November … I yelled at
December … I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 … a birdbath
2 … a monster
3 … a phone
4 … a fork
5 … a snowman
6 … a gangster
7 … my mobile phone
8 … my dog
9 … my best friends’ boyfriend
10 … my neighbour
11 … my science teacher
12 … a banana
13 … a fireman
14 … a stuffed animal
15 … a goat
16 … a pickle
17 … your mom
18 … a spoon
19 … a smurf
20 … a baseball bat
21 … a ninja
22 … Chuck Norris
23 … a noodle
24 … a squirrel
25 … a football player
26 … my sister
27 … my brother
28 … an iPod
29 … a surfer
30 … a homeless guy
31 … a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1 … In my car
2 … On your car
3 … In a hole
4 … Under your bed
5 … Riding a Motorcycle
6 … sliding down a hill
7 … in an elevator
8 … at the dinner table
9 … In line at the bank
0 … in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White … because I’m cool like that
Black … because that’s how I roll.
Pink … -because I’m NOT crazy.
Red … because the voices told me to.
Blue … because I’m sexy and I do what I want
Green … because I think I need some serious help.
Purple … because I’m AWESOME!
Gray … because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.
Yellow … because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange … because my family thinks I’m stupid anyway.
Brown … because I can.
Other … because I’m a Ninja!
None … because I can’t control myself!

Category: About Me
  • MiriamWilcox says:

    Mine is kinda dirty in it’s way

    I loved a stuffed on your car because I’m sexy and I do what I want.

    January 14, 2010 at 3:02 pm
  • hippiegirljess says:

    I smelled my dog riding a motorcycle because I’m sexy and I do what I want

    January 14, 2010 at 3:08 pm
  • NicoleChouinard says:

    I danced with a snowman in a hole because that’s how I roll.

    January 17, 2010 at 12:06 am
  • thepalmers5 says:

    I jumped on my sister on your car……because I’m sexy and I do what I want!

    January 17, 2010 at 3:00 pm
  • ry-an says:

    I yelled at a ninja in my car because I’m sexy and i do what i want

    January 18, 2010 at 11:16 pm
  • Jordan says:

    I licked a goat On your car because that’s how I roll!

    January 19, 2010 at 10:48 pm
  • Dave says:

    I yelled at a snowman in your bathroom because I think I need some serious help.

    January 20, 2010 at 4:46 pm
  • dan@motorcycle parts says:

    I yelled at a goat in my car because I am a ninja

    April 20, 2010 at 5:03 pm
  • Nigel says:

    i jumped on a noodle in line at the bank because I can.

    October 29, 2010 at 6:32 am
  • Missy says:

    I kicked a surfer in line at the bank because I think I need some serious help.

    March 17, 2011 at 8:02 pm
  • :) says:

    I sang to your mom at the dinner table because I’m sexy and I do what I want

    March 29, 2011 at 5:29 am
  • Rate says:

    I licked your mom in a hole because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

    March 31, 2011 at 2:28 pm
  • chickadee says:

    I smelled a pickle in an elevator because Big Bird said to and he’s my boss…
    mine’s not funny :(

    April 2, 2011 at 7:09 pm
  • &^( says:

    I yelled at Chuck Norris In my car because I can’t control myself!

    April 8, 2011 at 12:32 pm
  • Donna says:

    I smelled my mobile phone, in line at a bank, because I’m NOT crazy!!! hehe i luv this thing<3

    April 9, 2011 at 8:15 am
  • Boo says:

    I sang to my science teacher sliding down a hill because I can’t control myself!

    April 10, 2011 at 2:48 am
  • Rachel says:

    I sang to my best friend’s boyfriend at the dinner table because I’m NOT crazy.

    April 29, 2011 at 4:33 am
  • ROflcopter says:

    I ran over a fireman under your bed because Big Bird said to and he’s my leader.

    August 12, 2011 at 4:31 pm
  • Suzie says:

    I danced with my brother in your bathroom because I’M AWESOME!

    August 14, 2011 at 8:14 pm
  • shayda says:

    i sang to my neighbor in your bathroom because im sexy and i do what i want lol

    May 29, 2012 at 7:43 pm

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